THIS IS NOT REAL WHAT
LMAO
Apparently, Corgis signify Hope while Cats signify Rage lol

Missile is a good dog!
(via amazingacepilot)
can a character be poc if they’re elves?
yes and anyone that says no is a huge loser

You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.
Just remember pals, the people leaving comments on articles are the ones who definitely shouldn’t.
(via king-radical)
Cindy Clark, a Pennsylvania-based dog breeder decided to share these images of her then 3-month-old nephew with a few 3-week-old French bulldog puppies.
its me these are my baby pictures

I’m sorry.

This whiny emo kid with crazy orange hair dies and has to do a series of stupid missions before the time runs out so he can get back to life and continue being a whiny orange haired emo kid.
he has to do this for three weeks.
Some fucking rabbit stole all these eggs so a tiny dragon has to get them back because he’s fucking short. Plot twist: eggs not existing causes worldwide collapse. The rabbit isn’t even a fucking boss.
spiky-haired anime boys re-enact Inception
a cranky drunk repeatedly shoos an angry bird away from a girl who can open holes
A smelly peasant gets a disease, travels the smelly wilderness with equally smelly friends, gets dragged into a medieval allegory for the LGBT rights movement.
Some drunk fat ass flies up into the sky on what looks like a Mexican spaceship and saves a genie princess in this thrilling Disney steampunk movie game
grey haired sasuke fights ambiguously gay teacher who murdered his internet girlfriend with a triangle
old guy hides from a lot of people and turns down the sexual advances of four women who try to kill him and then seduce him, only to kill them.
some dumbass who can’t speak has inconvenient flashbacks to the past and makes themselves look like a drunk shithead in the middle of crowds and confuses people who they talk to about said flashbacks afterwards, and then fails to save the world from a big angry dragon and comes back 5 years later to adopt all the tiny baby animals.
you’re like some random dude who doesn’t matter, it takes like 10 hours before you do something interesting. and when you get there it’s basically grinding to get better stuff to grind more, and there’s only like 5 zones ngl.
(via schwerergustav)
OFF CAT HAT RAFFLE!
Okay, normally I would take photos of my products with my good camera but this hat is like.. cursed or something. While sewing it, it broke three of my new good news. I never break needles.
I want it out!
Get this hat, inspired by the ‘OFF’ game! I always raffle off prototypes (final product is always cleaner, more symmetrical.etc but instead of chucking prototypes.. I give them away!) for new products I carry. This is 100% hand-made by me. Machine sewn with APPLIQUED eyes and mouth for a professional look!
Rules?
-Reblog as many times as you want. Likes count.
-Follows not necessary.. but appreciated!
-Ask box open
-Must be comfortable with me (a stranger) sending you this item. I like including drawings too!
Raffle ends May 6th.
Good luck! Don’t let the hat curse you too!
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WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME
(via twistedviper)
Industrial Metalnow we’re talking
how…. meta.
That’s perfect, actually.
The fact I did that and went through both phases annoys me to a high degree.

Mine is mostly cognitive.
I have all three. Well oops.
Dammit! So do I!
No one has said this yet, so I feel I must.
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
So many people don’t seem to understand that social anxiety can manifest itself in multiple ways. Some people will just dismiss that you have social anxiety if you don’t fit into what they perceive it to be, and that lack of understanding can be really hurtful. So thank you for this.
(And as my personal comment, I fit into behavioural and cognitive.)
I even avoid eye contact with friends ._.
(via twistedviper)
the least sexy language is german and then in second to last is spanish
and i’m trying to learn german, should i switch to another language?
german’s interesting as hell tho it just sounds so angry haha
my sister took german in college she loved it uvu
I have german coworkers and it can be hella sexy in certain situations.


